Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Dost: Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan: Zebra (Zebra) Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Kyonki Vo "Black And Wight" Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!
Ek Aadmi Hospital Men Ro Raha Tha! Pathan: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Aadmi: Blad Test Karana Hai Aur Ungali Katni Padegi! Yah Sunkar Pathan Bhi Rone Laga! Aadmi: Tum Kyon Rone Lage? Pathan: Maine Bhi Peshab Test Karana Hai!
Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai